Two and a Half Men

1. Pilot

2. Big Flappy Bastards

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

9. Phase One, Complete

10. Merry Thanksgiving

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23. Just Like Buffalo

24. Can You Feel My Finger?