Son of the Beach

A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.

1. With Sex You Get Eggroll

2. Silence of the Clams

3. In the G-Hetto

4. Love, Native American Style

5. Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

6. Fanny and the Professor

7. Eat My Muffin

8. Miso Honei

9. South of Her Border

10. Day of the Jackass

11. A Star Is Boned

12. Attack of the Cocktopuss

13. Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

Timothy Stack

Notch Johnson

Jaime Bergman

B.J. Cummings

Leila Arcieri

Jamaica St. Croix

Kimberly Oja

Kimberlee Clark

Lisa Banes

Mayor Anita Massengil

Roland Kickinger

Chip Rommel

Amy Weber

Porcelain Bidet

Melodu