Please Don't Eat the Daisies

1. My Eldest Child

2. How About Two Gorillas?

3. Who's Kicking That Gong Around?

4. Dinner on the Rocks

5. We're Bigger Than They Are, But...

6. Look Who's Talking

7. The Big Train

8. Two Seats on the Moon-Shot

9. Shape Up Or Ship Out

10. Somewhere George is Calling

11. Don't Fool Around with the Man Upstairs

12. Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs

13. Very, Very Huckleberry

14. It's Lad by a Nose

15. The Big Brass Blonde

16. Swing That Indian Club

17. The Pied Piper of Ridgemont

18. Say Uncle

19. Nobody's Perfect

20. My Good Friend, Whatsisname

21. The Monster in the Basement

22. Wring Out the Welcome Mat

23. Move Over, Mozart

24. Who's Walking Under the Bed?

25. How Now, Hausfrau?

26. Big Man On Campus

27. The Magnificent Muldoon

28. The Leaning Tower of Ridgemont

29. Mine Is the Luck of the Irish

30. Night of Knights